Language jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
What time is your name from? Any time.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
What do you call a?
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Dan, I'd bent.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
No way, Jose!