The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
is it just me or you kids have imaginations
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
Cause they can't make it family friendly
What Did Iran Say To Oman
Oh Man I Ran Out Of Ideas
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
