The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
