What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
Wordplay Jokes
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
You really put the R in special.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
