Wordplay jokes
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.