I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
You really put the R in special.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
