Wordplay jokes
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.