Wordplay jokes
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
Who's a rapper that likes to walk around naked?
Nudacris.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing, arrow!"
It was 5:00 PM and I asked my sibling: "Can I have something to eat?"
He replied: "No, not until you tell me the alphabet."
So I said: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, Z."
Then my sibling asked me: "Where's the T?"
I replied: "It's in the microwave, you just need to dish it up."
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!