What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!