Home Button jokes
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 馃拃
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why can鈥檛 orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.