Home Button jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.