Home Button jokes
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.