Violence jokes

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?

C4.

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?

A killstreak.

Are you a bullet?

*gets shot*

One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.

Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.

Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.

Me: "/"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

My victims still scream.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.

Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

What is the best thing about being back?

Free bullets.