Feather and Kid

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, midnight in a coal mine dark. The setup asks what hits the floor first, a kid or a feather. You're thinking physics, right? Weight, gravity, blah blah blah. But the punchline? The rope stopped the kid. Meaning the kid was hanging and the rope broke. Get it? You probably don't, judging by the fact that you read jokes on the internet instead of doing something useful.