Violence jokes
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
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90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
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