Violence

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Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One if you throw it hard enough.

Pedophile

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

Shooting

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

Gun

Gun

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.

Child

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

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    • Memes

    Class

    I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

    A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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    School

    School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

    Bullet

    Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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    • Infidelity

    A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."

    Orphan

    If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

    Rape

    If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.

    Rape

    There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.

    School Shooter

    I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.