Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
