Bomb Jokes

Woman

Anonymous

Wives are like grenades... -- Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!

America

Repost

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Sally

Cetraflux

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

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Sally

The Special

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Terrorism

Anonymous

What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool

A bath bomb

Afghanistan

Bathbomb

What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb

Spirit

JokeMastEr

What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb

Hiroshima

doowop

Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

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Japanese

Bryce

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Toaster

(optional)

The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Local

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.

Explosion

what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?

an rcxd (remote control explosive)

Roast

Child with thoughts

Why is america better than japan at rapping?

Because were better at dropping bombs

Japanese

Neverheat

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

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Yesterday

Anonymous

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan

Orphan

Joe

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

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War

Yaro_be

Pickup lines in 2022 be like: Are you russia? Because your bombs are so big!

Divorce

ANoNyMoUs

what makes a nuke and divorce the same?

it only takes one of each to end your life.

Game

Anonymous

ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.

Ring

Captain Anonymous

My life is like a grenade... I pull of the ring and, BOOM it explodes