Bomb jokes
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing? Everywhere.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Bomb goes Uno.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.