Bomb Jokes

Anonymous
in Marriage

Wives are like grenades… – Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!

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“You’re da bomb!” “No, you’re da bomb!”

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Bryce

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

The Special

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

JokeMastEr
in Spirit

What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb

Anonymous
in Terrorism

What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool

A bath bomb

Bathbomb
in Afghanistan

What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb

Cetraflux

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What’s worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

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in Sally

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

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The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Anonymous
in Suicide Bomber

what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb

I'm gay

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.

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Anonymous

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan

Osama Bin Liner

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

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doowop

Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as “The bomb” is not okay.

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Jake Paul

Where did Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Doing ya mom

So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster

Neverheat

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

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anonymous

where did little lucy go during the bombing? everywhere