Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
