Bomb jokes
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.