Bomb jokes
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Bomb goes Uno.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.