Japanese

Bryce

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Bath

(optional)

The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Woman

Anonymous

Wives are like grenades… – Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!

Sally

day

where did sally go when the bomb exploded?

everywhere

America

Repost

“You’re da bomb!” “No, you’re da bomb!”

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Sally

The Special

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Country

Anonymous

Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

Girl

Osama Bin Liner

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

Middle

Anna

“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Sally

;)

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

Bath

Bathbomb

What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb

Car

Daniel King

What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?

A stink bomb!

Funny

Jake Paul

Where did Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Okay

doowop

Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as “The bomb” is not okay.

Sally

Cetraflux

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What’s worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

Friend

Anonymous

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan

Orphan

Joe

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

Old

ok boomer

What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?

Suicide Boomer

Fart

JokeMastEr

What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb

Future

Binkyblob47

I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, “ISIS ain’t got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived.”

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