Bomb jokes
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.