Bomb Jokes

Wives are like grenades... -- Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool

A bath bomb

What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb

What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb

Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.

what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?

an rcxd (remote control explosive)

Why is america better than japan at rapping?

Because were better at dropping bombs

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

Pickup lines in 2022 be like: Are you russia? Because your bombs are so big!

what makes a nuke and divorce the same?

it only takes one of each to end your life.

ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.

My life is like a grenade... I pull of the ring and, BOOM it explodes