The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

“You’re da bomb!” “No, you’re da bomb!”

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

where did sally go when the bomb exploded?

everywhere

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as “The bomb” is not okay.

My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke; I told him he bombed it

Where did Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Janet go during the bombing. Everywhere

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

Man, my Muslim friend’s the bomb!

What’s the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb

What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What’s worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

Why can’t sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, “who’s there?”, not sally

new Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere