Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."