Wives are like grenades... -- Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.