Wives are like grenades… – Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
Bomb Jokes
“You’re da bomb!” “No, you’re da bomb!”
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere
The Toaster;
other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What’s worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
The Toaster;
other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as “The bomb” is not okay.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
where did little lucy go during the bombing? everywhere