When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
After 12 its lunch ๐๐
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.๐ฆ๐ฒ๐๐
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
What did the plate say to the other plate ?? Lunch is on me๐๐
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Where do astronauts ๐ฉโ๐ keep their sandwiches ๐ฅช?
In their launch box.๐๐ฆ๐
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day Iโm driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
Iโm always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said โGO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNAโS SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)โ
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says โIf I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.โ The second guys says โIf get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridgeโ. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.โ The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says โIf he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.โ The second guys wife says โIt is all my fault. If only I knew.โ The third wife says โI donโt get it, he makes his own lunch.โ
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.