The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn’t carrort-all.
My “overweight” friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: annoyedJason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you’re weight not you’re phone number.
three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it’s lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
wyatt is a guy who still doesn’t have a girlfriend because he didnt sit with yanely and jasmine at lunch. funny joke huh