Lunch Jokes

little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

Where do astronauts ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€ keep their sandwiches ๐Ÿฅช?

In their launch box.๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day Iโ€™m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said โ€œGO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNAโ€™S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)โ€

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says โ€œIf I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.โ€ The second guys says โ€œIf get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridgeโ€. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.โ€ The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says โ€œIf he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.โ€ The second guys wife says โ€œIt is all my fault. If only I knew.โ€ The third wife says โ€œI donโ€™t get it, he makes his own lunch.โ€