After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Q- What will we give to a sick lemon? A- Lemon aid.
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
hey ummm help
9/11 called for help what did that get nothing
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think "I hope you get laid tonight." By a tweaker with AIDS.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right? And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I'm positive. This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!" "Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
The doctor told me I had aids I said it's your fault sister.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Aids
