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"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids
What’s someone with aids favorite Taylor Swift song Baby now we got bad blood
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
The doctor told me I had aids I said it's your fault sister.
while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
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What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
Q- What will we give to a sick lemon? A- Lemon aid.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Aids
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "on what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
