“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“When do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS

So I’m banging the f... out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f... does an eight year old get AIDS?!” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really really horny. Jack who hadn’t stuck it in for a few weeks was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. “1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a f...” she said as she stroked his ever hardening one-eyed snake. “Yeah, i’ll have both of them” said Jack who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and f...ed for an hour. After that they both contracted AIDS, and died of it as they did not see a doctor. THE END

So I was f**g this bh right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I’m wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends…

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd

Time heals all wounds.

Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS

When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says…wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had aids.

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