Hearing

Anonymous

“What do we want?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

“When do we want them?”

“HEARING AIDS!”

Hearing

Anonymous

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS

Sister

Anonymous

The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

Sister

Te4inchpounder

So I’m banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”

Baby

krazy

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

Lean

Shrutik

Q- What will we give to a sick lemon? A- Lemon aid.

Sister

Anonymous

So I was f**g this bh right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I’m wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends…

Ear

My name is Dade

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids

Sister

Nope

So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd

Time

Stormwolf

Time heals all wounds.

Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.

Street

Big G

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on

Ear

Anus

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference to A komikaze an bin ladin binLadin survived wen he went into a building i have aids

Hearing

Anonymous

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS

Man

Anonymous

A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had aids.

Night

Anonymous

When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says…wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

Drink

Anonymous

What’s a ghost’s favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!

Daughter

I am Emberlee

A mom and her two children were eating at a place well playing trivia when she ask what does aids stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea but her daughter Emberlee who has always been a little odd says ‘’ An Intentional Disease’’ her brother mom just Stared!

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a frozen ban-aid? Cool-aid!

Name

Jack didn't Write this

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really really horny. Jack who hadn’t stuck it in for a few weeks was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. “1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck” she said as she stroked his ever hardening one-eyed snake. “Yeah, i’ll have both of them” said Jack who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that they both contracted AIDS, and died of it as they did not see a doctor. THE END

Girl

Master

A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids

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