Aid jokes
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
A little girl being Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "What did you do, child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, Father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But, Father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?