“What do we want?”


“When do we want them?”


What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS

The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?


So I’m banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”

So I was f**g this bh right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I’m wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends…

Q- What will we give to a sick lemon? A- Lemon aid.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids

So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd

Time heals all wounds.

Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on

Whats the difference to A komikaze an bin ladin binLadin survived wen he went into a building i have aids

What’s a ghost’s favorite drink?


What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS

A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had aids.

When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says…wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

A mom and her two children were eating at a place well playing trivia when she ask what does aids stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea but her daughter Emberlee who has always been a little odd says ‘’ An Intentional Disease’’ her brother mom just Stared!

What do you call a frozen ban-aid? Cool-aid!

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really really horny. Jack who hadn’t stuck it in for a few weeks was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. “1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck” she said as she stroked his ever hardening one-eyed snake. “Yeah, i’ll have both of them” said Jack who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that they both contracted AIDS, and died of it as they did not see a doctor. THE END

A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids