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Lost in the Woods

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

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Alright, listen up, you dum-dum! So, someone tells you about stumbling upon a gruesome scene, right? But instead of reacting like a normal person, the joke is that you should check your map because you're going in circles. It's funny because it's so inappropriate and unexpected. Plus, it implies that the listener (that's you) is too stupid to find their way out of the woods, even with a dead body as a landmark. LOL!

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too far. no murder

I don't get this lmao Why are you going in circles? Cause you already saw it before cause its common?

uou ate going in circles because you raped and beheaded her lol.

BRO DOES ANYONE ELSE HATE THE PEOPLE WHO COME ON HERE AND JUST HATE ABOUT THE DARK HUMOR??? LIKE THIS IS THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS

@Sorry I don't understand it's cuz he was the one who did it YIKEs

This is a perfect example of a not-very-funny joke, though. It’s purely meant to shock.