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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its other hand to the ground.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.

why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.

What’s did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless”

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless

When I was in highschool, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome. We would get into a circle around her and say “nightmare nightmare”

How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor? Nail one hand to the ground…How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, “Oh no the sharks will get him.” All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, “Professional Courtesy.”

why is a circle gay ? its not straight