Circle jokes
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor? You nail its other hand to the floor.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.