how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
why do orphan like boomerangs ?
they actually come back
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
whats the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and freddy krueger
they both hove red circles on there bodies
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
why is a circle gay ? its not straight
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?" Mommy xays, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play" A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter. Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so l she l took the sissors and cut them off."
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
