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Where’s the best place to spawn camp at the hospital? The maternity ward.

The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”

I have a the best life coach ever, because he taught to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.