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Grandpa's Last Words

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.

"Are you getting the knife?"

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Explain Bear

Listen here, Mia, you absolute walnut. You posted something dark and morbid. Clearly, your grandpa was either about to do something bad or had a very weird sense of humor. Or maybe he was just confused. Anyways, the humor is based on the idea that he wasn't saying a proper goodbye, but something totally sinister. You're not very smart, are you?

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IF THEY COME THEY IN DA CLASS

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ITll be a pattern if we ver need away from pple

WTF was up with yesterday?

Once he found out i cried.

Hes my fave fucking idiot

WED HAVE TO RESTART THE FREINDSHIP

Im ngl he stopped caring bout me

i wanna put this in my eyes

The numbers where a % right?

I GOT GONNA GET FUCKING KILLE

I GAVE CARSON MY GOOD LUCK CHARM BC HE ASKED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't tell your parents and let them find out for them selves and say that you tried very hard

So mia carson wants me to make him his own good luck charm which will work best for him.

But i need his DNA but i cant just ask him for it

GODDAMNIT I HATE WITCHCRAFT

The last picture i took tho..

If i where a guy i think id have the same friends

Why does the lampshade look like your hair a tiny bit

Like girl ik you in love with me but really?

The look i gave said it all

I LOVE HOW WE ARE LAUGHING SM AND SOME PEOPLE SEE AND PROLLY THINK WE INSANE

Also if we run out of room to talk we go to chxls ACC and go to first post and then up to second and on

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WHATS THE POINT OF CRYING

Bitches onna fuck on my womanss

Got a white boy on my roster

He be feeding me pasta and lobster

He just hit me up on tuesdya like "whatcu doing bae, lemme take you shopping"

I said well im a little busy

He said damn im in yo city

Well its ok hope you have a good day

I said baby you treat me so well

He said cash appp or zelle

Yk what ima send you a stack cuz you fine as hell

I foud a new person to talk shit to about other pple

And i also fucking HATE kane now

He says band isnt a skilled calss

You dont need to be smart

PEOPLE WHO DROP OUT ITS BC THEY ARE TO STUPID

ITS LIKE LEARNING A DIFF FUCKING LNAGUE

DONT TELL QUINN OR LUKE I GOT MAD

Like actually im not allowed to get mad during school for the rest of the school year

To prove i dont hvae nager issues

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GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY

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He found out his class was very dirty minded

Yk those stretchy bracelets.

I gave carson one with like chains and he was like "hows this works its chainsbut its stretchy"

I did not wanna answer so i just said "Just put it on"

Im ngl when i was younger i non-stop said woof.

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So my freind said rawr one time

Im happy we get to keep our cromebooks over summer

My dad is gonna put them away so i cant go on it

My parents wont do shit but wht

Am i still allowed to come over on saturday???

If my dad says i have behaved well then yea

Do u have my dads number so your dad can say if you cant or if you can

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i dont got paper. Send it to me through email

delete it from here though

Imma leave bc i wanna watch the movie

And do yk if you would be able to stay the night

no bc i have to leave early sunday morning

Do u think u could be picked up

Can u tell carson i NEED him to check his email?

I call carson by his last name a lot ngl

Kenedy keeps stealing MY job

in like 5 mins can you tell quinn i wanted him to check his eamil

Omfg the battery could fucking explode

it being in my cromebook was making it worse

When the Chromebook is on any type of fabric it makes it a lot warmer like a blanket for a person

Im ngl only Quinn knows this im kind of a geek

I think everyone knows that

i mean im a big geek like love D&D

knowing everything bout electronics

programming websites for taking over the world

A few pages on my freinds webstie tp

Starting the basics on a mafia

You dk what i emailed quinn

can you search up how many staircases are in hogwarts

i thought it was i was just making sure

Did you and serena talk???

Was it a good or bad conversation?

She just wanted to say "I love you" to me because its awkward for her because she has homo parents

If you become a geek somehow drop other geek freinds unless you want these emails. (:

Tell him to check his email plz.

But I think he is going to check

I love harry potter more than anything

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No you didn't because you have an amazing gf and yes you are a geek

You have serena and you like harry potter

Nah tell quin to recheck his email again to annoy him

Just tell him he never answered about the D&D thing

LIESSSSS I LIKE GIRLS AND BOYSSSS

And I'm serious about the geek thing

Tell Quinn he never answered about the D&D thing and Im serious about the geek thing.

Imma just tell him to check his email again

No just tell him what i said to i dont want to annoy him and try to find someone else to do a duet with

Why dont you tell him yourself

Hes to far away and he needa know right now

Plz just tell him its a playlist

Yk what yea walk up to him and say "its just a playlist"

Bro after today do you wanna start going to chxls jokes instead