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Grandpa's Last Words

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I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.

"Are you getting the knife?"

Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen here, Mia, you absolute walnut. You posted something dark and morbid. Clearly, your grandpa was either about to do something bad or had a very weird sense of humor. Or maybe he was just confused. Anyways, the humor is based on the idea that he wasn't saying a proper goodbye, but something totally sinister. You're not very smart, are you?

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    • IF THEY COME THEY IN DA CLASS

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    ITll be a pattern if we ver need away from pple

    WTF was up with yesterday?

    Once he found out i cried.

    Hes my fave fucking idiot

    WED HAVE TO RESTART THE FREINDSHIP

    Im ngl he stopped caring bout me

    i wanna put this in my eyes

    The numbers where a % right?

    I GOT GONNA GET FUCKING KILLE

    I GAVE CARSON MY GOOD LUCK CHARM BC HE ASKED

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Don't tell your parents and let them find out for them selves and say that you tried very hard

    So mia carson wants me to make him his own good luck charm which will work best for him.

    But i need his DNA but i cant just ask him for it

    GODDAMNIT I HATE WITCHCRAFT

    The last picture i took tho..

    If i where a guy i think id have the same friends

    Why does the lampshade look like your hair a tiny bit

    Like girl ik you in love with me but really?

    The look i gave said it all

    I LOVE HOW WE ARE LAUGHING SM AND SOME PEOPLE SEE AND PROLLY THINK WE INSANE

    Also if we run out of room to talk we go to chxls ACC and go to first post and then up to second and on

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    WHATS THE POINT OF CRYING

    Bitches onna fuck on my womanss

    Got a white boy on my roster

    He be feeding me pasta and lobster

    He just hit me up on tuesdya like "whatcu doing bae, lemme take you shopping"

    I said well im a little busy

    He said damn im in yo city

    Well its ok hope you have a good day

    I said baby you treat me so well

    He said cash appp or zelle

    Yk what ima send you a stack cuz you fine as hell

    I foud a new person to talk shit to about other pple

    And i also fucking HATE kane now

    He says band isnt a skilled calss

    You dont need to be smart

    PEOPLE WHO DROP OUT ITS BC THEY ARE TO STUPID

    ITS LIKE LEARNING A DIFF FUCKING LNAGUE

    DONT TELL QUINN OR LUKE I GOT MAD

    Like actually im not allowed to get mad during school for the rest of the school year

    To prove i dont hvae nager issues

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    GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY

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    He found out his class was very dirty minded

    Yk those stretchy bracelets.

    I gave carson one with like chains and he was like "hows this works its chainsbut its stretchy"

    I did not wanna answer so i just said "Just put it on"

    Im ngl when i was younger i non-stop said woof.

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    So my freind said rawr one time

    Im happy we get to keep our cromebooks over summer

    My dad is gonna put them away so i cant go on it

    My parents wont do shit but wht

    Am i still allowed to come over on saturday???

    If my dad says i have behaved well then yea

    Do u have my dads number so your dad can say if you cant or if you can

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    i dont got paper. Send it to me through email

    delete it from here though

    Imma leave bc i wanna watch the movie

    And do yk if you would be able to stay the night

    no bc i have to leave early sunday morning

    Do u think u could be picked up

    Can u tell carson i NEED him to check his email?

    I call carson by his last name a lot ngl

    Kenedy keeps stealing MY job

    in like 5 mins can you tell quinn i wanted him to check his eamil

    Omfg the battery could fucking explode

    it being in my cromebook was making it worse

    When the Chromebook is on any type of fabric it makes it a lot warmer like a blanket for a person

    Im ngl only Quinn knows this im kind of a geek

    I think everyone knows that

    i mean im a big geek like love D&D

    knowing everything bout electronics

    programming websites for taking over the world

    A few pages on my freinds webstie tp

    Starting the basics on a mafia

    You dk what i emailed quinn

    can you search up how many staircases are in hogwarts

    i thought it was i was just making sure

    Did you and serena talk???

    Was it a good or bad conversation?

    She just wanted to say "I love you" to me because its awkward for her because she has homo parents

    If you become a geek somehow drop other geek freinds unless you want these emails. (:

    Tell him to check his email plz.

    But I think he is going to check

    I love harry potter more than anything

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    No you didn't because you have an amazing gf and yes you are a geek

    You have serena and you like harry potter

    Nah tell quin to recheck his email again to annoy him

    Just tell him he never answered about the D&D thing

    LIESSSSS I LIKE GIRLS AND BOYSSSS

    And I'm serious about the geek thing

    Tell Quinn he never answered about the D&D thing and Im serious about the geek thing.

    Imma just tell him to check his email again

    No just tell him what i said to i dont want to annoy him and try to find someone else to do a duet with

    Why dont you tell him yourself

    Hes to far away and he needa know right now

    Plz just tell him its a playlist

    Yk what yea walk up to him and say "its just a playlist"

    Bro after today do you wanna start going to chxls jokes instead

    Noxious Tamworth Pig

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