What's wrong with this picture? (Yes it's from IXL but who cares)
⯎Mia⯎
@miamarie
I've never related to something so much
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
The F in orphan stands for family