School Media Players

The joke plays on the common progression of media players from MP3 to MP4 and then escalates to MP5. But then instead of focusing on media device, the punchline adds a twist by focusing on the type of kid. MP5s are weapons, so a quiet kid bringing one to school is very unexpected, and kind of dark.

• Mp5
• Kid
• School
• Quiet Kid
• Rich
• Student

• The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
• Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player. "What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded. The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time. "Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded. The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle. "Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped. "Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
• One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
• What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.