People judge me because im quiet
no one plans a massacre out loud
What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said Iβm so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
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