Girlfriend's Killer

I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, genius. This joke is about someone looking for a hitman to kill their girlfriend's killer. But like, nobody wants to do it. Why? Because it's probably the person telling the joke. It's dark, see? Also you didn't know it was a joke so you're basically a moron. Facts.