Violence jokes
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: 😊
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.