World War II jokes
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
A family of three, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom.
“You’re right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son.
“The lie isn’t that you’re adopted,” says the dad.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Keep calm and curry on!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.