I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
why did hitler never go to a strip club? he hated the poles
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever? A: Hiroshima Japan 1946
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why does Hitler where glasses because he can Nazi without them
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
How did Hitler tie is tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all he did kill hitler himself
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Hitler
hitler only wanted peace
a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of turkey
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
When you think about it hitler wasn’t a bad person he killed hitler
