Hitler.
World War II Jokes
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
