World War II

World War II jokes

Christmas

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

Memes

Christmas

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Adolf Hitler

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Fat Man

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

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  • Nuke

    Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

    Day

    What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

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  • Hitler

    What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

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