Hitler
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
