World War II jokes
Hitler.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Memes
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.