World War II jokes
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
A family of three, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom.
“You’re right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son.
“The lie isn’t that you’re adopted,” says the dad.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.