World War II

World War II Jokes

Christmas

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

Christmas

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Adolf Hitler

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Fat Man

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Nuke

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

Day

What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

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  • Hitler

    What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

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