i always say no to drugs but considering that im talking to them rn i probably already said yes
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dad- HONEY
mom- what
dad- all of the broken condums are on the bed
mom- WHAT!?
children- *staring*
knock knock - whos there ? smell mop -- smell mop who----
me: im afraid of random letters
therapist: you are?
me: [screams]
therapist: oh i see
me: [screaming intensifies]
a normal kid brings an MP3 to school
a rich kid brings an MP4 to school
quiet kid brings an MP5
my great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
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