AIDS Twice

The humor comes from the dark and absurd idea of catching AIDS more than once, playing on a misunderstanding of the disease. The punchline is the unexpected reaction of the woman, which is screaming.

• Aid
• Woman
• Rape
• Time
• Fear
• Scream

• When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!" She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
• A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS? I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
• The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
• What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS? Nut in the butt.