[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much? Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
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What time do baby’s get dirty? Play time
Did you know that the shovel was a ground breaking invention?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!
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One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt..
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden! The plot thickens!
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......
my bestie:are u dirty mind.me:do i have dirt in my mind no.
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Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van! It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come. We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! ̈Hey they want to party with us! ̈Timmy yelled over the whooping. ̈Party van! ̈I yelled. Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said ̈P O L I C E” on the side. We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. ̈Isn’t that right mommy? ̈
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