Violence jokes
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.