I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Violence Jokes
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
