Violence jokes
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Memes
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.