Decapitation Jokes

What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

if you take a caap of a bottle is it decaptition

so, no head?

What do you call a decapitated politician? A severed head of state.

What do you call a pen with no head DeCAPitated

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If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.

What do you call it when Panera bread decapitates someone Panera behead

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

Q:What did the man say after removing another mans hat?A:He was decapitated

Dinosaur killing with a 2x4 no more purple dinosaur

hi evyerone my mom got me an ipad today and this is really cool cna someone tell em what decapitation is

omg guys i finaly did it i made a head slicey boy. i haveheadless.

if u cut off ur head u cant breathe u also cant breathe if u die so y isnt it debreathiation

what did no head man ? haha