What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
So, no head?
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
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The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
