Decapitation jokes

What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

Get a head in life by decapitating someone.

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

So, no head?

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

What do you call a pen with no head?

DeCAPitated.

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

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The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.

"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"

Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?

OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

What did the no head man say?

"Haha!"

Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.