Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says "what about the children" the rabbi says "fuck the children" and the Priest says "do you think we'll have time
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
What do McDonald's and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
