Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “fuck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time

Why aren’t there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.

what do you call a burning church?

Holy Smokes

Why do orphanes go to church… it’s the only place they can call someone father

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father

I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”

What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father

Why Did The Orphans Like Church So Much? So They Had Someone To Call Father…

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there

Why did the orphan go to church?

So that they had someone to call father

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral