The 100+ Best Church Jokes

If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar

Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion? Because other religions say do do do But Christianity says done done done

What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says "what about the children" the rabbi says "fuck the children" and the Priest says "do you think we'll have time

What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.