Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “fuck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

Why aren’t there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.

what do you call a burning church?

Holy Smokes

I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”

Why Did The Orphans Like Church So Much? So They Had Someone To Call Father…

Why do orphanes go to church… it’s the only place they can call someone father

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father

What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

What pants do you wear to church… HOLE-Y ONESS

Confusios Ssay “man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew”

Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!

Why did the orphan go to church?

So that they had someone to call father