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Orphan

charles

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Day

Kanye West

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

Puns

Anonymous

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

Orphan

FATHER

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

Priest

Logan Paul For The Win

The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

Orphan

Anonymous

why do orphans go to church

so they have someone to call father

Priest

Anonymous

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “fuck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time

Catholic

NotAKiller AreYouACop?

You’d think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.

Closet

Anonymous

Why aren’t there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.

Smoking

Varg VIkernes

what do you call a burning church?

Holy Smokes

Orphan

Anonymous

Orphans go to church to call someone father.

Priest

cunt

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father

Orphan

Technoblade

Why did the Orphan go to church?

To call someone father.

Priest

Anonymous

What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest

Depression

Anonymous

Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral

America

Kanye West

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphan’s like to go to church? It is the only place where thay can call a father.

Priest

Anonymous

Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one

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