If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion? Because other religions say do do do But Christianity says done done done
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says "what about the children" the rabbi says "fuck the children" and the Priest says "do you think we'll have time
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
