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At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn”

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism

I don’t like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption

I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence

“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.

“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”

One day I came home from school and said to my dad ‘I got expelled from school today’ he said ’ how’ I said I threw my book at the teacher’ he asked why’ I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can’t hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. ’

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

What where Stephens last words “battery low”

the word ginger is just the n word reorganized

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

Famous last words:

“Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”