"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
I don't like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism
Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
I don't like the word gun
Whenever I say it people always get triggered
If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread em?
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
GINGER!
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”
A orphan's first word would be orphan keeper
What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word i prefer créme de la meow meow
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
