The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Alright listen up, genius. This joke is funny 'cause it takes a super dark situation (school shooting) and twists it with a dumb punchline. The shooter is using the shooting to get a good grade, and the silver lining is free food in prison. It's funny because it is completely inappropriate, like your mom.
