A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".
Trump does standup
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea a river.
Theres no smoke or fire without a muslim
Why was 7, 8 and 10 scared ?
Answer: 9/11 of course !!!
What's long, hard and full of Semen ?
Answer: Me
Your so clapped that you make susan boyle attractive
Your so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth dissappear.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head ?!
Answer: Putin Putout !!!
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life ?! "Your the ying to my yang" !
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korea missile would have competition.