Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
Alright, listen up, dummy. So, Jesus shows up, right? Tells this dude to go to church. But every time the dude thinks about how he's stolen stuff and apologizes, someone whispers "You steal." Finally, some kraut yells out in German, "Schieß den Hurensohn!" which means "Shoot that son of a bitch!" It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and escalates like crazy. And you, buddy, probably need subtitles to understand half of it.
