Doom Slayer

Abandon mortal ties, strive for an unchanging Eternity
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i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!

harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy

lord of the rings is about a group of white americans taking 9 hours to return jewelry

you will never see a redneck opposing a war. he will instead say, "wait, i get to kill people and it's not illegal? and their foreigners?"

my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?