Doom Slayer
Abandon mortal ties, strive for an unchanging Eternity
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
technoblade says, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
i became anti furry because i don't want doom slayer after me
lord of the rings is about a group of white americans taking 9 hours to return jewelry
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or i will come for you
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
the way to stop school shootings is to give children a rpg
