Doom Slayer

@doomslayer

Abandon mortal ties, strive for an unchanging Eternity
Registered on · 2 followers · Last active 3 years ago

Deal

  • I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

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  • War

  • You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

    He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

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  • Kill

  • My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

    Me: I got 60 kills!

    My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

    Me: What's Call of Duty?