What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Violence Jokes
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
