Violence jokes
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
For Da Boys
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.