Violence jokes
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.