Violence jokes
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Rape is not a joke.
Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.
You'd look great With a knife in your back.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.