Violence jokes
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.