The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke's trying to be edgy by saying Mary, who Christians believe was a virgin when she had Jesus, was actually assaulted by God. It's playing with religious stuff to shock you, which is like, the lowest hanging fruit in the comedy orchard. Also, you really need me to explain that rape is bad? Get a grip.
I will rapewhile u sleep
this was written by a man who knew the truth absolutely beautiful
Tavi
If he raped her she’s not a prostitut he’d have to pay her
awesome
god must be a bad man to do that to Mary
Anonymous
No, Mary just went through asexual reproduction
William Madison
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Jake
Willian Madison what a queer
2manyXiansNotEnufLions
Most likely she was raped by a Roman soldier. In any event, she would have been about 12 or 13 years old, which makes the NT child porn.
Lilliluu
YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING!! You seriously crossed the line! First rape jokes, now you even make jokes about god?! God is PERFECT! He never commits a sin, let alone rape someone! Tch!
Anonymous
All of you are are going to he'll please change GOD LOVES EACH and everyone of you
49Iam
Amen
Jack7
Wait, that makes no sense. You claim that god is perfect, but technically wasn’t he the guy who made all the rapists to begin with?
Anonymous
@Lilliluu you're such a retarded whore. Just kill yourself
justyouraverage14yearoldgirl
Anon2 is right! God loves everyone, even if you do the worst thing ever, he still loves you. NO MATTER WHAT. So please, it's not too late to change.