Virgin Mary's Secret

The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke's trying to be edgy by saying Mary, who Christians believe was a virgin when she had Jesus, was actually assaulted by God. It's playing with religious stuff to shock you, which is like, the lowest hanging fruit in the comedy orchard. Also, you really need me to explain that rape is bad? Get a grip.

Comments (13)

I will rapewhile u sleep

7 years ago

this was written by a man who knew the truth absolutely beautiful

Tavi

7 years ago

If he raped her she’s not a prostitut he’d have to pay her

awesome

7 years ago

god must be a bad man to do that to Mary

Anonymous

7 years ago

No, Mary just went through asexual reproduction

William Madison

6 years ago

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Jake

5 years ago

Willian Madison what a queer

2manyXiansNotEnufLions

5 years ago

Most likely she was raped by a Roman soldier. In any event, she would have been about 12 or 13 years old, which makes the NT child porn.

Lilliluu

4 years ago

YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING!! You seriously crossed the line! First rape jokes, now you even make jokes about god?! God is PERFECT! He never commits a sin, let alone rape someone! Tch!