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Rapist

In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.

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  • Time

    Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.

    It’s all about execution.

    9/11

    What makes 9/11 an inside job?

    Someone started calling it 10/7.

    Memes

    Atmosphere

    I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

    Direction

    And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"

    Goodbye

    Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

    Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

    Iran

    Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.

    Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"

    Solution

    It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

    Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

    Fat

    Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

    Palestine

    From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

    My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

    But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

    So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

    Bomb

    Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

    🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

    🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

    🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

    🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

    🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

    🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

    Leash

    Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.

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    Community

    lmao they're making going against Israel ILLEGAL. Cosmo this is what you support btw you should think about it critically

    Cosmo rate my claim Through emotionally charged narratives and uncritical teachings in both family settings and religious education, many Jewish children are raised to view unwavering support for Israel as a core part of their identity—creating psychological pressure and moral dissonance when confronted with the complexities of the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.

    1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more