I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel
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Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times It’s all about execution
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said "Are you going to ask for directions or what?".
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
Israel is so fat when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he says "the one on the roof"😂
