Israel jokes
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
