Violence jokes
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.