VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
