Violence jokes
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
It is not funny about kidnapping.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?