Violence jokes
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
It is not funny about kidnapping.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.