Violence jokes
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
It is not funny about kidnapping.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.