Violence jokes
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
Memes
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
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LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
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Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.