Violence jokes
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Memes
tell Bruce get over it
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
It is not funny about kidnapping.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.