You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
O-Block
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
