Force jokes

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?

Special forces.

Btw, I'm 13.

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?

What objects have the most gravitational force?

A Lambo and a gold digger.

What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.