What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
