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Whatta ya call a downie in the armie…special forces

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

love is like a fart if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.

What’s worse than a pile of dead babies? One at the bottom that’s still alive. What’s worse than that? Its forced to eat its way out. What’s even worse than that? It comes back for seconds.

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!

a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked “how’d you do that?” he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says “you’re a real a**hole when you’re drunk superman.”

hey im not forcing you to learn the force

why don’t a jedis make puns that often?

the usually have to force them (i hate myself for that)

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight