Violence jokes
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊