Violence jokes
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Memes
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.