Violence jokes
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.