Violence jokes
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Damn.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.