Virgin Jokes

Nun

Anonymous
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

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Orphan

Yeet
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What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

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Adoption

Anonymous
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How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.

Card

darkjokelord669
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If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?

Lost

Anonymous Student 12
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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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Orphan

Ur MoM;)
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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

Next: Inappropriate Jokes

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

Sister

JT
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What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

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Priest

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A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest

"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says

"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."

Darkness

Toli
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The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."

School

TooDanK
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Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school

Woman

Anonymous
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"

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Toilet

Anonymous
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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen...

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Bad

Anonymous
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What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin

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Jesus

Anonymous
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Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Sister

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Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: Im not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I dont have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

Nun

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

Bin Laden

Anonymous
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bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

Sister

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Bully : shut up and give me your money otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin Boy : haha I am not a virgin anymore Bully : haha nice joke Boy : if you don't believe then ask your sister or brother Bully : hah I don't have any sibling Boy : will just wait for 9 months then u will know

Baby

hellhasaseatjustforme
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What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

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Jesus

Anonymous
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What's the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin