Nun

Anonymous

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

1

Adoption

Anonymous

How to tell your kid he’s adopted: Son, I’m a virgin.

Orphan

Yeet

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

5

Card

darkjokelord669

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?

Lost

Anonymous Student 12

My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

1

Sister

JT

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

2

Local

TooDanK

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

Bin Laden

Anonymous

bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

Bad

Anonymous

What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin

1

Night

Anonymous

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married 10 times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!” “Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m going to get screwed!”

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Life

Anonymous

A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

Toilet

Anonymous

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen…

Difference

hellhasaseatjustforme

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

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Jesus

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin

Orphan

Ur MoM;)

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

Next: Inappropriate Jokes

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

Darkness

Toli

The moment when she tells you: “I’m a virgin. Be gentle!” And you tell her “Don’t worry I used to work with kids.”

Die

T

Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!

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Nun

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

Job

J0K3_M4ST3R

A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

Difference

Your mom

What’s the difference between issac Newton and the baby I just killed?

Issac Newton died a virgin!😎