If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day… only cause I wanted my first time to be special…
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, “if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!”