What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body 🤡🤡🗡

bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

What’s the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin

when my dad once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands

Q:what’s the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn’t wake up

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, “if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!”

My sister’s name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name coochie. Let’s just say no more virgins were at that school.

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married 10 times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!” “Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m going to get screwed!”

How to tell your kid he’s adopted: Son, I’m a virgin.

When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.

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