If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin

My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

Lost my virginity to a d............ the other day… only cause I wanted my first time to be special…

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile

What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my bas....t?

Baby Jesus died a virgin

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin

bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, “if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!”

What do you call a hillbilly girl who’s faster then her brothers

A redneck virgin

Was Jesus a virgin? of course not! he was nailed before he was killed

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not!! He got nailed before he died.

Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guys body they notice when they walk over he has a boner the first doctor decides why not f... him he still has a boner left in him the 2nd says well he’s dead and I I’m a virgin the 3d one says I can’t I’m on my period and then says okey why not he already dead it’s not like he doesn’t smell bad after all that they go to walk out and the guy pops up and says thanks for saveing my life pumping blood back into my body…

My sisters ask me “Are you really a virgin?” I say “That’s nun of your business”