If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day… only cause I wanted my first time to be special…
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin