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If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day… only cause I wanted my first time to be special…

What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not!! He got nailed before he died.

bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

Whats the difference between the baby i just killed and Issac Newton? -Isaac Newton died a virgin

Was Jesus a virgin? of course not! he was nailed before he was killed

i lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off

What do you call a hillbilly girl who’s faster then her brothers

A redneck virgin

Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!

The virgin Mary wasn’t a virgin she was a prostitute, God raped her