Nun

Anonymous

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

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Card

darkjokelord669

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?

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Orphan

Yeet

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

Adoption

Anonymous

How to tell your kid he’s adopted: Son, I’m a virgin.

Lost

Anonymous Student 12

My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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Old

Anonymous

bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

Sister

JT

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

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School

TooDanK

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

Toilet

Anonymous

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen…

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Jesus

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin

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Difference

hellhasaseatjustforme

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

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Woman

Anonymous

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married 10 times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!” “Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m going to get screwed!”

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Man

Anonymous

What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin

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Job

J0K3_M4ST3R

A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

Difference

Your mom

What’s the difference between issac Newton and the baby I just killed?

Issac Newton died a virgin!😎

Die

T

Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!

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Life

Anonymous

A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

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Priest

EZE

A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!

Girlfriend

Anonymous

I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

Darkness

Toli

The moment when she tells you: “I’m a virgin. Be gentle!” And you tell her “Don’t worry I used to work with kids.”