Time jokes
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"
Memes
screw global warming
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Have a good summer!