JFK Jokes

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head

-JFK

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet

What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.

My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me. -JFK

What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world

Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech

JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.

whole November month, sniper lessons avaliable in Dallas U.S

What is black and white and red all over?

JFK

Why was jfk stupid? He only had half a brain

what is white with red all over.........JFK

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife