Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head

 -JFK

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

what was the last thing to go through Jfk’s mind? A Bullet

What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech

My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.

     -JFK

K Half is definitely a bottom

JFK is definitely a bottom

What is black and white and red all over?

JFK

JFK: Are you a bullet because I can’t get you out of my head.

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.

Why was jfk stupid? He only had half a brain

What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.

An assassin is about to shot his target, “I’m about to give you the JFK experience,.”

NO SCOPE BITCH

Why was going through JFK’S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet

what do you call a bullet-head? jfk

Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.

Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head