JFK Jokes

Anonymous

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head

 -JFK
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Anonymous

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Actedsix

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Jasper

what was the last thing to go through Jfk’s mind? A Bullet

Anonymous

What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.

C00LIN

My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.

     -JFK
Anonymous

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.

Get in the van rn.

What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.

Timtam
in Depression

Why was jfk stupid? He only had half a brain

Unknown

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech

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Anonymous

What is black and white and red all over?

JFK

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Cassidee

JFK: Are you a bullet because I can’t get you out of my head.

Anonymous

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere

Donald Trump

whole November month, sniper lessons avaliable in Dallas U.S

Anonymous

JFK is definitely a bottom

Anonymous

Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang

Anonymous

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said “No, I’ll just wash up on shore.”

Jack takacs

What’s Christian and holey?

JFK

Anonymous

poop

Anonymous

NO SCOPE BITCH