JFK Jokes

Anonymous

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head

-JFK

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Anonymous

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Jasper

what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet

Anonymous

What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.

Actedsix

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

C00LIN

My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me. -JFK

Get in the van rn.

What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.

Anonymous

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

Cassidee

JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.

Unknown

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech

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Anonymous

What is black and white and red all over?

JFK

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Anonymous

poop

Anonymous

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere

Anonymous

JFK is definitely a bottom

Anonymous

Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang

Timtam
in Depression

Why was jfk stupid? He only had half a brain

Donald Trump

whole November month, sniper lessons avaliable in Dallas U.S

Anonymous

Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.