JFK jokes
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
No scope, bitch!
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.