JFK jokes
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
No scope, bitch!