JFK Jokes

Head

Anonymous
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Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head

-JFK

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Blow

Anonymous
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JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Mind

Jasper
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what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet

Music

Anonymous
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What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.

Wave

C00LIN
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My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me. -JFK

Prostitution

Get in the van rn.
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What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.

Car

Actedsix
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My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Fight

Anonymous
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Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

Blow

Anonymous
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Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.

Car

Anonymous
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Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere

Mind

Anonymous
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We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world

Bang

Anonymous
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Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang

Spread

Unknown
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JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech

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Bullet

Cassidee
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JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.

Month

Donald Trump
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whole November month, sniper lessons avaliable in Dallas U.S

Black And White

Anonymous
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What is black and white and red all over?

JFK

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Depression

Timtam
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Why was jfk stupid? He only had half a brain

Wife

Geoffrey Thomson and Mike Johnson
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JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife