JFK

JFK Jokes

Drive

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

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  • President

    JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

    Killer

    What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?

    “They both blow heads.”

    Sex position

    My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

    Mind

    Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

    JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

    President

    We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

    Car

    Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.

    Brain

    Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

    Song

    Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

    JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.