JFK jokes

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?

“They both blow heads.”

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

What category of music did JFK like?

You could say he was a metalhead.

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.

My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.

-JFK

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.

Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.

JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.

What is black and white and red all over?

JFK

"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"

JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

What is white with red all over?...

JFK.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

One more 360 noscope for my montage.

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

No scope, bitch!