JFK jokes
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
No scope, bitch!
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
What is black and white and red all over? JFK
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
JFK is definitely a bottom.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.