Plate Jokes

A starving homeless kid ask me for food

I said "sorry,my plate is full"

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"

You shouldn’t bully fat people

They already have enough on their plate

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate

What did the plate say to the other plate ?? Lunch is on me😂😂

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick the hoe want difference meals the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball

Because they dont know where home is

What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball

What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!

yo so poor that your wash your paper plates and cutlerly in a kids dishwasher

why couldint a orphan play baseball

he couldint find home plate

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified