A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.