A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick the hoe want difference meals the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯
What did the plate say to the other plate ?? Lunch is on me😂😂
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
yo so poor that your wash your paper plates and cutlerly in a kids dishwasher
why couldint a orphan play baseball
he couldint find home plate
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified
