Plate

Plate Jokes

Mother

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

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  • Dark Humor

    When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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  • Orphan

    I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

    People

    Why are obese jokes so offensive?

    Because fat people have enough on their plate.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

    Friend

    My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

    As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

    Orphan

    Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?

    Because they don't know where home is.

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  • Poor

    Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.