A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
why couldint a orphan play baseball
he couldint find home plate
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
