The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
a stab wound
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
Patient: I'm starting to forget things Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"
when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date.
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
