The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

a stab wound

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say ‘Thank God’ and to stop the horse, to say ’ Hallelujah’. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".

dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it’s 95% cabbage.

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”

I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what’s my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

I was born yesterday and I walked down memory lane, I fell over the edge

how to goldfish know when to eat? they don’t they have a memory span of 3 seconds