Soccer Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?

A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store

Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home and a school and to dumb to learn