Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?
New York Jets
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
Once I went to watch a match in protugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgiana(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo 😡😡😡
Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
hell hates freezers and Englnd and soccer
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶
- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏
Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶
Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
