What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?
New York Jets
What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?
New York Jets
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient