Schedule jokes
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!