what is the fastest country?iran
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive,slipped,and said, "oh shit".
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Which country is next to USA? USB
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus...
Roses are red violets are blue I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
How do you get a country girtls attention? A tractor
What Did Iran Say To Oman
Oh Man I Ran Out Of Ideas
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease
Stefen Hawking walked in a bar.....
Just kidding.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into? Country.
