Will de lad


I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

katie Price's answer for everything is darkness. She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles. Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.