I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
man asks a women: Are you a school? women: No why? man: Oh i wanted to shoot my kid inside of you.
Closer kin, deeper in !
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair
That awkward moment when your checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there’s somebody inside
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC
im gay lol
