I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
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I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
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What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh.. I thought you saw inside the basement.."
"Wait, wha.."
"What?"
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
im gay lol
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That awkward moment when your checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there’s somebody inside
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, "Its a bad habit"
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
