Xbox gift unopened

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude, who you might call 'Ryan Dumbass,' got his kid an Xbox, right? It's been a whole year, and the kid hasn't opened it yet. The joke is that the son hasn't opened the gift yet, implying that he is taking his time or is lazy. You know, like how you take your sweet time to figure things out. Get it now?