Time jokes
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. đ
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
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Why canât orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they donât know what a mummy is.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Why canât anyone sing âhit me with your best shotâ at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line âfire away,â someone started shooting!
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Whatâs red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.