If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, like, the average dude walks a mile and change each day, right? But Chloe Smith's dad took THIRTEEN YEARS to get milk. It's funny 'cause dads don't usually take that long to buy milk. They may be out getting smokes or seeing another woman. Get it now, genius?
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